I'd Take To Wearing A Codpiece (complete series)

I'd take to wearing a codpiece...
but I hate the way the entrails feel when they roll down my leg.


I'd take to wearing a codpiece...
just so I can look down in my lap and say, "Hiya, chum!".


I'd take to wearing a codpiece...
but I don't like theGET AWAY FROM ME YOU STUPID CATS!


I'd take to wearing a codpiece...
but I don't like theGET AWAY FROM ME YOU STUPID SHARKS!


I'd take to wearing a codpiece...
but there's no more at the store (I wait with baited breath for the next shipment).